Written by SprintingKings at 11:55 10/8-2013
SprintingKings manager Joost was not happy today when PR Manager and occasionally messenger and coffee boy Siebe Franken walked into his office with the results of todays race.
Joost: "4th? 4th? God damnit!! I don't want those fucking 25 points or whatever, I have a top cobbler and I want a fucking 1st place you hear me Siebe!!"
Siebe: " Eh eh I'm sorry sir but there uhm seemed to be a major crash in the final sprint"
Joost: "Oh a crash? You are not going to tell me Pineda got injured do you?"
At that moment team doctor Igor Winstone arrives.
Igor: Sir, there are two injuries riders!
Joost: What are you trying to say drunk Irish piece of shit? Do we have two injured riders?
Igor: Uh yes, kinda forgot their names. It were the crazy San Marino boy and the ugly German if remember right.
An indeed as Igor told Fritz and Lonfermini got injured. The team is on a bad luck streak. With Pineda in some way not able to win a single division 5 race. Our 4th division ambitions will have to wait again because of the lack of points. And due to our low ranking our sponsor [Ugly Dog Foods] seems to lose its interest. What a joly good season :D !
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